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琳妹妹媚眼暗抛,水龙头西湖筑爱巢

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<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">据悉,在后司街庆祝水龙头</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">灌水</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">5000</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">贴</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">时,琳妹妹当众表白:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">龙头哥哥是我偶像</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">,随即秋波暗递</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">——<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">︸ㄣ﹎</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">σ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">゛哊夲亊﹎</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">^</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">伱僦讓莪ゝ噯伱</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;">⒈</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">輩子</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">. oκ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">﹖</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">(见琳妹妹签名)</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">众人不知何意,询问后司街</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">小学</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">(即文字、语义、音韵学)大师,据大</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">师考证这段</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">秋波</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">是说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">龙头,有本事。你就让我爱你,一辈子,</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">OK</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">?</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">据此,众人恍然大悟:原来本月</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">10</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">日,水龙头不惜千金(房租1000元以上)在</span></font></p><p><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">西湖边</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">构筑爱巢,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">用行动来回应琳妹妹的示爱。琳妹妹当下芳心大悦,幸福道:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">“好诶,这样我到杭州就有地方住了,谢谢龙哥哥。”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p></p><p>__________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><div style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; WIDTH: 97%; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; HEIGHT: 200px; WORD-WRAP: break-word;"><p></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong>水龙头为情抓狂,明言辞职实为逼宫</strong></font></p><p><font size="3"></font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp; 在街头小记不辞辛劳,百般追问下,水龙头为情抓狂,恐吓小记,又以"辞</font></p><p><font size="3">职报告"要挟石头主任,妄图以行政干预新闻自由.为此,<街报>成员一致表</font></p><p><font size="3">示抗议.此外,水龙头在所谓"辟谣"记者会上,不经意间表露,还与月影公主、</font></p><p><font size="3">小可有染,西湖别墅实际是他们四人合议购买.三位绯闻女主角是想共享水龙头</font></p><p><font size="3">这张后司街牌大麦饼.</font></p></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>___________________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">深度报道:</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 62.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 4.43;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“水琳恋”扑朔迷离,疑水龙头趁虚而入</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">(</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">)</span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><span style="COLOR: blue;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">本报讯:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">“水琳恋”自曝光以来,相关女主角三缄其口。但因<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">水龙头</b>口没遮拦的辟谣,其他二位“地下情人”也浮出水面,使这段绯闻更加扑朔迷离。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">据知情人士<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">飘无所定</b>透露:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><chsdate wst="on" isrocdate="False" islunardate="False" day="8" month="9" year="2006"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;">9</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;">月<span lang="EN-US">8</span>日</span></chsdate><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;">琳妹妹与大学初恋男友聊天,彼此已举重若轻,坦然面对过去。<span lang="EN-US">9</span>日,在接受后司街“谈情说爱”专访时,琳妹妹说:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><font face="宋体"><span style="COLOR: red;"><font size="3">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red;">我和他是在去年我生日那天分手的,刚分手时有过联系,后来一直都保持沉默,彼此之间没有再联络。在我毕业那天,聚餐结束后我发了条信息给他,我告诉他我毕业了,因为大家在一起的时候说好等毕业了,就可以在一起的,可是不过几个月,我们却没有坚持下去。</span><span style="COLOR: red;"><font size="3">”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">分手的真实隐情,我们不得而知,但从侧面可窥得一鳞半爪,她给街民回帖时说:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span style="COLOR: red;"><font size="3">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red;">嘿嘿!<span lang="EN-US">~~</span>我在寝室她们都不和我打牌。因为我从来没输过。嘎嘎。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red;">”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">可见,琳妹妹不似传说中的眉黛含愁,而是一位性情爽朗的“智性”女子。水龙头闻讯窃语:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><font face="宋体"><span style="COLOR: red;"><font size="3">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red;">太聪明的女人,男人基本不敢<span lang="EN-US">KAO</span>近的。嘿嘿。</span><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: red;">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;"><font face="宋体">预测大师<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">后司门下走狗</b>不无忧虑地分析道:<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red;">又是一段无疾而终的初恋,接下来是几段莫名其妙的暧昧,还有几次再见不见的一夜情,一个人的轨迹啊,就是那么简单,郁闷。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; 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沙发
发表于 2006-10-14 19:58:00 | 只看该作者
<p>水龙头噶厉害的,追到手了啊,要请大家FB了的,又一对成功!!</p>
板凳
发表于 2006-10-14 20:03:00 | 只看该作者
见者有份啊,FB时我也要去
地板
发表于 2006-10-14 20:11:00 | 只看该作者
哈哈哈
5#
 楼主| 发表于 2006-10-14 20:20:00 | 只看该作者
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 据水龙头自述,他是后<strong>司街主任石头先生</strong>的侄子,</p><p>可见他也是“石头类”的,虽然不是寿山、青田、田璜,</p><p>可是正宗的女娲补天遗弃,后来幻化为“贾宝玉”的五</p><p>色石。如此看来,这段隔世姻缘,现在后司街又要重演</p><p>了。希望,他们能吸取既往教训,修成正果。</p><p></p>
6#
发表于 2006-10-14 20:22:00 | 只看该作者
<p>主角今天咋都不出来了?</p><p>以前他们两不是天天在的吗?</p>
7#
发表于 2006-10-14 20:52:00 | 只看该作者
<p>无聊之极啊。</p><p>看来当个名人真难喽。</p><p>哈哈 </p>
8#
 楼主| 发表于 2006-10-14 21:13:00 | 只看该作者
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>水龙头</i>在2006-10-14 12:52:00的发言:</b><br/><p>无聊之极啊。</p><p>看来当个名人真难喽。</p><p>哈哈 </p></div><p></p><p>嘿嘿,拿事实说话啊.我们文明人,说话讲根据的.</p>
9#
发表于 2006-10-14 21:14:00 | 只看该作者
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>水龙头</i>在2006-10-14 12:52:00的发言:</b><br/><p>无聊之极啊。</p><p>看来当个名人真难喽。</p><p>哈哈 </p></div><p>当名人的老婆更难~</p>
10#
发表于 2006-10-14 21:14:00 | 只看该作者
<p>是的是的,</p><p>你们的证据先呈上来吧</p>
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